made for those who might not have them.
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Perhaps this atmosphere—congenial, anecdotal, and yes, overwhelmingly female—was what made Tao Lin’s reading so startling. He listed the top ten worst fruits to get a blow job from, from blueberry (least worst) through passionfruit (number eight; the orgasm produced is “distinguishable from precum only by a CAT scan”) and pineapples (number four; Lin noted that they seem to have evolved “specifically to avoid giving a blow job”), and finally to the coconut, whose method of oral sex—repeatedly bashing the genital area—was so often fatal that suicide by coconut blow job had its own moniker, Lin claimed: “the coconut decision.
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ariel pink, causes quite a putrid stink, when hes around
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soubtby
sxsw is going to rock hard this year, let me explain
of monty-alls and japans on roids (rsvp)
jz and m&ms show (rsvp)
b.o.o.b and t.i.t (edit: NOT free [thx KD])
cooter brothers and alien ant farms (rsvp)
this is crazy, this is off the chain
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